var quote = new Array();
quote[0] = "Hey, I may be slow, but I get there all the same!";
quote[1] = "Never try to cross the freeway on foot!";
quote[2] = "Anything that doesn't kill me will only make me stronger!";
quote[3] = "Imagination is the stuff dreams are made of! Or is it the other way around?";
quote[4] = "You're not seeing double, I'm beside myself!";
quote[5] = "I'm just a little glob of GOO, inside a shell that's made for TWO.";
quote[6] = "Have no fear, I'm Snail of the Year, according to 'Slime' Magazine!";
quote[7] = "Sure, I've been around the block, and it was the best five years of my life.";
quote[8] = "I don't understand your basic fundamental philosophy, but I disagree with it!";
quote[9] = "Always put your best FOOT forward. Which for me is an easy choice!";
quote[10] = "I never put things off for the last minute. I like to go WAY beyond that!";
quote[11] = "I can't 'get a leg up' on the competition, for obvious reasons!";
quote[12] = "Hurry up? Hey, I've only got TWO speeds, and you'll probably like the other one even less!";
quote[13] = "If you open a can of worms, you'll never get them back in unless you use a bigger can!";
quote[14] = "Be a trail-blazer!";
quote[15] = "I was crawling this page WAY before Google ever came along.";
quote[16] = "I've had amnesia ever since I can remember.";
quote[17] = "Stoop Out Stampidity";
quote[18] = "Never put off till tomorrow that which you can just as easily delay till the NEXT day";
quote[19] = "I'm a non-conformist, just like everyone else!";
quote[20] = "When my alarm clock went off this morning, well, I took it as a real wake-up call!";
quote[21] = "Newspaper ad: Psychic Wanted; You know where to apply.";

var thisone = Math.floor(Math.random() * quote.length);

document.write(quote[thisone]);